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honeynutfuckios:

Anyone else see this dumbass on twitter? That’s so fucking disrespectful

Her twitter handle is @halona907 in case y'all were wondering

Anyone else see this dumbass on twitter? That’s so fucking disrespectful

Farewell mutuals, I’m gone forever. Have fun torturing yourselves on this sad excuse for an app/site

wolferen:

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

(Source: zackancodeine, via illegalaustralien)

strangepicturesofshrek-blog:

I googled uncomfortable shrek and this came up

(Source: strangepicsofshrek, via themeanhorizon)

nekromantenhase:

coffeelesbian:

so for 2017 one of my fb friends apparently lost his gotdamn mind and decided to set his profile pic to a stock photo of a middle-aged man and then assume the role of said middle-aged man in his posts. this is all he has done for the past three days. he gave no explanation, just started going for it. nobody knows wtf is going on.

sounds like a mid-life crisis

(via no-wifi-in-the-void)

rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared

I hope whoever’s cat this is scratched them many times in the face

(via untexting)

rhubabe:

c3tcn:

bonerfart:

fun fact: the producer for the Scooby-Doo movies is named Dick Suckle

he was born in 1969

dicksuckle69

(via hotboyproblems)

teapunsandatoms:

ficcyshit:

rarmaster:

regi572:

triforce-kun:

@regi572

I have never had a more relatable post in my life

Watching a guy play Doom on a cabal of toasters is officially the most surreal shit to grace my existence.

@defaultdude

this just ‘popped up’ and I think this idea is great for your YouTube channel

(Source: grawly, via trashpawz)

minteh:

“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.

(Source: zackkaroni, via ruinedchildhood)